31 Big Bang Theory Quotes to Use in Every Awkward Situation

By Maggie Panos

Updated on May 12, 2016 at 7:25 PM

The Big Bang Theory is wrapping up its ninth season of nerdy jokes and puns that appeal exclusively to rocket scientists. Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Leonard (Johnny Galecki), and Penny (Kaley Cuoco, who has been steaming up the red carpet recently) have provided us with many awkward moments and just as many great comebacks to remedy them. Take a look to find out how to handle any and every uncomfortable situation.

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When Someone Asks Your Due Date but You're Not Pregnant — CBS

When Someone Asks Your Due Date but You're Not Pregnant

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When Your Boyfriend Gets You a Blender For Valentine's Day — CBS

When Your Boyfriend Gets You a Blender For Valentine's Day

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When Your Friend Is Mad at You but You Don't Want to Be in a Fight — CBS

When Your Friend Is Mad at You but You Don't Want to Be in a Fight

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When You Go to a Party and Don't Know Anyone So You Have to Make New Friends — CBS

When You Go to a Party and Don't Know Anyone So You Have to Make New Friends

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Whenever You Log Onto Twitter and See There's a New Feud — CBS

Whenever You Log Onto Twitter and See There's a New Feud

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When You Find Yourself in a Group of People Who Don't "Get" Harry Potter — CBS

When You Find Yourself in a Group of People Who Don't "Get" Harry Potter

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When Your Blind Date Tells You He Doesn't Watch TV — CBS

When Your Blind Date Tells You He Doesn't Watch TV

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When Your One Friend Tells You That Your Other Friend Has Been Talking About You — CBS

When Your One Friend Tells You That Your Other Friend Has Been Talking About You

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When You Accidentally Send Your Crush an Incriminating Text Meant For Your BFF — CBS

When You Accidentally Send Your Crush an Incriminating Text Meant For Your BFF

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When the Elevator Door Closes on You but You Fight It and Win — CBS

When the Elevator Door Closes on You but You Fight It and Win

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When People Invite You to Do Something and You Don't Want to but You're Trying to Make Friends — CBS

When People Invite You to Do Something and You Don't Want to but You're Trying to Make Friends

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When People Are Talking About the Sports They Played in School and You Feel Like You Need to Contribute to the Conversation — CBS

When People Are Talking About the Sports They Played in School and You Feel Like You Need to Contribute to the Conversation

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When Your Friend Plays a Big Word in Words With Friends and You Ask What It Means — CBS

When Your Friend Plays a Big Word in Words With Friends and You Ask What It Means

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When Your Boss Tells You That You Need to Be More Personable — CBS

When Your Boss Tells You That You Need to Be More Personable

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When You Don't Realize Until Halfway Through the Day That Your Underwear Is Inside Out — CBS

When You Don't Realize Until Halfway Through the Day That Your Underwear Is Inside Out

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When You Find That Unwashed Tupperware From 3 Weeks Ago in Your Desk Drawer — CBS

When You Find That Unwashed Tupperware From 3 Weeks Ago in Your Desk Drawer

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When You See Someone Left a Mean Message on Your BFF's Facebook Photo — CBS

When You See Someone Left a Mean Message on Your BFF's Facebook Photo

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When You Make a Pun That You Think Is Hilarious but No One Else Seems To Agree — CBS

When You Make a Pun That You Think Is Hilarious but No One Else Seems To Agree

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When Your Friends Go Out Without You and "Forget" to Tell You — CBS

When Your Friends Go Out Without You and "Forget" to Tell You

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When Your Political Uncle Starts Talking About Trump — CBS

When Your Political Uncle Starts Talking About Trump

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When a Dude Offers You a Ride on His Motorcycle and You Want to Be Cool About It — CBS

When a Dude Offers You a Ride on His Motorcycle and You Want to Be Cool About It

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When You Meet Your Boyfriend's Dog and She Growls at You — CBS

When You Meet Your Boyfriend's Dog and She Growls at You

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When Your Ex Decides They Want Another Chance but You're Already Over It — CBS

When Your Ex Decides They Want Another Chance but You're Already Over It

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When Your Credit Card Is Declined and You Feel Like You Need to Distract the Cashier — CBS

When Your Credit Card Is Declined and You Feel Like You Need to Distract the Cashier

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When You Visit Your Grandparents and You're the Youngest Person at the Retirement Home — CBS

When You Visit Your Grandparents and You're the Youngest Person at the Retirement Home

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When You Find Out Your High School Nemesis Is Getting Married Before You — CBS

When You Find Out Your High School Nemesis Is Getting Married Before You

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When You Ask Your Neighbor About Their Day but Then They Actually Want to Talk About It — CBS

When You Ask Your Neighbor About Their Day but Then They Actually Want to Talk About It

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When Someone Finally Tells You There's Something in Your Teeth — CBS

When Someone Finally Tells You There's Something in Your Teeth

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When You Realize Your Co-Worker Didn't Tell You About the Toilet Paper Stuck to Your Shoe — CBS

When You Realize Your Co-Worker Didn't Tell You About the Toilet Paper Stuck to Your Shoe

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When You Accidentally "Like" Your Ex's Status on Facebook Then Quickly Unlike It — CBS

When You Accidentally "Like" Your Ex's Status on Facebook Then Quickly Unlike It

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When You Finally Succumb to Your Fate as a Cat Lady — CBS

When You Finally Succumb to Your Fate as a Cat Lady

But Then You Just Remember: — CBS

But Then You Just Remember: