Dwight Schrute Sequin Pillows Are Now a Thing, and I Kinda, Sorta, Really Want One
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ICYMI, Etsy is a freakin' treasure trove for random yet hysterical products. Golden Girls-themed prayer candles? Etsy's got 'em. Curse-word-adorned doormats? Pshh, it's selling plenty. Sequin pillows with Dwight Schrute's face plastered on them? Yep, Etsy has those, too, and they're absolutely glorious.
These funny couch toppers feature reversible sequin scales that, when brushed over, reveal your favorite assistant (to the) regional manager staring back at you in all his beet-loving glory. As far as we're concerned, whoever had the idea to make a Dwight version of these pillows deserves all of Michael Scott's Dundies. Shop the shiny cushions ahead, and you'll likely feel overcome with the urge to rewatch The Office . . . again.
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This One Shows Off Dwight's Glorious Laughing Face
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You Can Also Buy It in Red, If That Color Is More Your Cup of Tea
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. . . Yes, Including That Time He Cut Off the CPR Dummy's Face
Dwight Schrute Faces Sequin Pillow ($23-$28)
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You Can Also Choose Rose Gold Sequins For This Pillow
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Surprise! Etsy Is Also Selling Michael Scott Sequin Pillows
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There's a Prison Mike Option, Too — Because of COURSE There Is
Prison Mike Sequin Pillow ($27-$36)
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