These Golden Girls Gifts Are So Good, Even Dorothy Zbornak Would Buy Them

Nab this Funko Golden Girls Action Figure Set ($38) for fans of collectibles.

This clever Bea White Ugly Christmas Sweater ($20) is begging to be worn at an office party.

We all need a little prayer — these Patron Saints of Miami Prayer Candles ($13 each, $44 for set of four) will get you centered in no time.

Grab your own girls for game night with Clue Golden Girls Edition ($40).

Show your Golden Girls pride with this Golden Girls Squad Goals Tee ($11).

You can help your BFF pay homage to the Golden Girls's tropical beach pad in their own home with this Golden Girls Floorplan Print ($49).

Keep the sassy Southern belle close to your heart with this Blanche Devereaux Enamel Pin Set ($13).

The Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit Game ($14) is a perfect gift for the game night host of your crew.

Sophia always had an insult ready for Blanche, but "slut puppy" is a personal favorite. Your wine-loving BFF will love drinking out of this Sophia Petrillo Quote Wine Glass ($8).

Imagine how cute your Golden Girls gift will look all done up in this Thank You For Being a Friend Wrapping Paper ($5 and up).

Get some laughs with this cheeky Blanche Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt ($18).

This What Would Dorothy Zbornak Do? Tote Bag ($21) is a definite conversation starter.

You're sure to get a laugh when they open these Granny Panties ($15).

Golden Girls fans will squeal when opening this set of Golden Girls Shot Glasses ($20), which comes complete with prompts for an epic drinking game.

"Shady Pines, Ma!" This Shady Pines Key Tag ($6) is a subtle way to show love for Sophia.

The Thank You For Being a Friend Book and Playing Card Set ($25) gives you an under-the-tree gift and a stocking stuffer!

Help battle stress with this Golden Girls: 100 Images to Inspire Creativity Adult Coloring Book ($13).

Your food can finally be as spicy as Blanche with this Hot Slut Hot Sauce ($15).

Now you can channel Sophia from the infamous hurricane episode with this I'm Ready! Take Me Hurricane '91 Sweatshirt ($17). In Mrs. Petrillo's own words: "Dorothy, when you get around my age, two things happen: one, you get more intuitive about the weather; and two, corn becomes your enemy."

Sophia started her stories of the old country with "Picture it," and now you can too with this Sicily 1922 Quote Mug ($16).

This Golden Girls Quotes Coaster Set ($22) will be a quirky welcome to any fan's coffee table.

Show off both of your sides in this Dorothy and Blanche Cropped Tee ($32).

A chilly morning or bad hair day will be no match for this Stay Golden Beanie ($16).

I'm sure that Monopoly: The Golden Girls Board Game ($37) is definitely worth the argument you'll get into while playing.

Make a supercute contribution to their desk space with this Stay Golden Pencil Set ($10).

This fun set of Golden Girls Flour Sack Towels ($40) makes a perfect hostess gift.

Make their jewelry box a little rosier with this Thank You For Being a Friend Hand-Stamped Bracelet ($18).

What would the show be without Rose's ridiculous St. Olaf stories? Give the gift of Nylund Knowledge with this Rose Nylund Christmas Quote Print ($5)

This Keep Calm and Eat Cheesecake iPhone Case ($10) is a great stocking stuffer.

Sophia can be cold, but feet will be warm AF with these Sophia Petrillo Socks ($19).