Kaavia James Looking Like Gabrielle Union Just Spilled the Hottest Peppa Pig Tea Is a Mood

She might not be able to read books yet, but Gabrielle Union's daughter, Kaavia James, can definitely read people, and when it comes to spilling the tea, she's a queen sitting on a highchair throne. In a hilarious post on the baby's personal Instagram account, Gabrielle shared a slideshow of Kaavia "gossiping" with an imaginary friend about Shirley, her fictional nemesis and, clearly, an all-around pain in the diaper.

"Who told you that?!?" Gabrielle captioned the post as Kaavia, who had to take a snack break halfway through to cope with Shirley's shenanigans. "Well, we all know that Shirley is bout that life, sooooo lets all remember the 1st rule of fight club . . ." If that isn't me and every single one of my friends at brunch, then I don't know what is.

Whoever Shirley is, she and Kaavia have some serious beef, and we're not afraid to pick sides — her face in that second photo leaves us no choice but to agree! Keep scrolling to join us on Kaavia's ridiculously funny (and relatable) face journey ahead.