19 Hysterical Coffee Mugs Made For Moms Who F*cking Love Curse Words

By Victoria Messina
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There's no denying that mugs are just about the most basic gift on the face of the planet, but we just found a hysterical alternative that's exponentially better than all eight of those "Best Mom Ever" ones that are gathering dust in every mother's cupboard. Online retailers like Etsy are currently flooded with loads of curse word-adorned coffee mugs that are perfect for moms who swear like a sailor.

Though they may err on the side of slightly NSFW, they're sure to brighten any morning with every sip. Ahead you can shop our favorite picks, which any caffeine-loving, potty-mouthed mama would be thrilled to unwrap this holiday season.

Do Not Give a F*ck Mug

Do Not Give a F*ck Mug

The Do Not Give a F*ck Mug ($12-$19) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.

Major Case of the F*ckits Coffee Mug
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Major Case of the F*ckits Coffee Mug

This Major Case of the F*ckits Coffee Mug ($11) was destined to be used at that recurring 8 a.m. Monday meeting.

Happily Every After Mug

Happily Every After Mug

This polka-dotted Happily Every After Mug ($12-$15) is as cute as can be.

F*ck Off Mug

F*ck Off Mug

The F*ck Off Mug ($13-$16) is another winner for antimorning mamas.

Shut the F*ck Up Mug
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Shut the F*ck Up Mug

One sip from this pretty Shut the F*ck Up Mug ($14-$17) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.

F*ck This Sh*t O'Clock Mug
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F*ck This Sh*t O'Clock Mug

This F*ck This Sh*t O'Clock Mug ($21-$23) makes us say, "Same."

I'm F*cking Magical Mug

I'm F*cking Magical Mug

Your mom will wake up feeling like a damn unicorn every morning if she has this I'm F*cking Magical Mug ($20-$25) to look forward to.

Hot Sh*t Mug

Hot Sh*t Mug

The Hot Sh*t Mug ($12-$15) was made for moms who aren't afraid to flaunt what they've got.

F*ck Mug

F*ck Mug

Sometimes one word can truly say it all, and the F*ck Mug ($22-$25) flawlessly proves that point.

Classy as F*ck Mug

Classy as F*ck Mug

I'm not ashamed to admit that this Classy as F*ck Mug ($14) is cuter than me on my best days.

Real Moms Use Cuss Words Mug

Real Moms Use Cuss Words Mug

Does it get much more honest than this Real Moms Use Cuss Words Mug ($12-$22)? I think not.

Shut the F*ck Up Mug

Shut the F*ck Up Mug

If your mom isn't exactly a morning person, this Shut the F*ck Up Mug ($22) is just what she needs.

B*tches Get Sh*t Done Mug

B*tches Get Sh*t Done Mug

Hardworking, multitasking mothers need this adorable artsy B*tches Get Sh*t Done Mug ($17).

F*ck This Sh*t Mug

F*ck This Sh*t Mug

Behold: the F*ck This Sh*t Mug ($17-$21), aka the fanciest and sassiest mug we've ever seen.

Sh*t Mug

Sh*t Mug

You'll definitely want to borrow this adorable Sh*t Mug ($15-$20) from your potty-mouthed mama friend every now and then.

F*ckity F*ck Mug

F*ckity F*ck Mug

If mom's in a pickle and truly at a loss for words, she can simply sit back and sip from the F*ckity F*ck Mug ($11-$17) while watching things go to sh*t.

I Run on Coffee Mug

I Run on Coffee Mug

Though the I Run on Coffee Mug ($11-$13) doesn't feature an actual swear word, it's still perfect AF.

F*ck Monday Mug

F*ck Monday Mug

The F*ck Monday Mug ($13-$15) preaches the damn truth — and features cute flowers, too.

Fancy as F*ck Mug

Fancy as F*ck Mug

I honestly think coffee may taste better when sipped from this Fancy as F*ck Mug ($18).