Kylie Jenner's Melting Icicles in This Fiery Monokini

Where the heck is Kylie Jenner vacationing in that red strapless monokini and delicate gold body chain? It's certainly not where I am! My fingers are slightly frozen as I'm staring at this image of Ky, posing in her "happy place." That said, she is helping me to imagine, for a second, that it's still Summer. The beauty mogul and entrepreneur struck a quick pose in between the palm trees, giving us a slight worm's eye view of her poolside look, complete with big gold hoop earrings, a chunky pinky ring, a pendant necklace, and a stack of bangles for some extra accessorizing — because why not?

The brushstroke print on Kylie's sexy cutout one-piece has a fiery color scheme, bringing me a little extra warmth on this wintry day. I didn't ask for a Kylie Jenner swimsuit moment — one that would subsequently spark every emotion from jealousy to pure admiration — but alas, there it is on my feed. What else can I do but pause from my day and shop for similarly striking designs? When's the next getaway I booked again? Not for another five months? That's OK, NBD, I'll just stow this puppy away for later use.