Oops, I Just Bought Every Single One of These Schitt's Creek Wine Glasses
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If you, too, are distraught over Schitt's Creek coming to an end, Etsy is here to help you keep the Rose family's legacy alive in your home. The online retailer is currently stocked with simply the best wine glasses inspired by the beloved series, and — bonus! — they can double as receptacles for your tears following the series finale.
The hysterical drinking vessels feature some of the best one-liners from the show, from Alexis's signature "Ew, David" to Moira's iconic "Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican." And yes, there's even one that references David and Moira's hysterical "Fold in the cheese" exchange during the "Family Dinner" episode in season two. Whether you're sipping Herb Ertlinger's famously gag-inducing fruit wine or something a bit more palatable, you can shop the funniest Schitt's Creek wine glasses Etsy has to offer ahead. Good luck picking just one!
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Schitt's Creek "Ew David" Wine Glass
You can customize this Schitt's Creek "Ew David" Wine Glass ($12) to have virtually any color of text you prefer.
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Schitt's Creek "You Get Murdered First" Wine Glass Set
This Schitt's Creek "You Get Murdered First" Wine Glass Set ($24) is the perfect gift to share with a sibling or friend.
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Schitt's Creek "Eat Glass" Wine Glass Tumbler
This Schitt's Creek "Eat Glass" Wine Glass Tumbler ($16) is decorated to look like David Rose's iconic lightning-bolt sweater.
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Schitt's Creek "This Wine Is Aw-Ful" Wine Glass
Channel your inner Moira Rose with this Schitt's Creek "This Wine Is Aw-Ful" Wine Glass ($12).
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Schitt's Creek "Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine" Wine Glass
You can order this Schitt's Creek "Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine" Wine Glass ($17) with a stem or without.
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Schitt's Creek "Rosebud Motel" Wine Glass
The font on this Schitt's Creek "Rosebud Motel" Wine Glass ($11) is just so spot-on.
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Schitt's Creek "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Wine Glass Set
This Schitt's Creek "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Wine Glass Set ($34) comes with a side of David Rose and Stevie Budd's scathing sarcasm.
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Schitt's Creek "A Little Bit Alexis" Wine Glass
Catch me sipping from this Schitt's Creek "A Little Bit Alexis" Wine Glass ($9) while blasting the title track from Alexis Rose's critically reviewed limited reality series.
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Schitt's Creek "Well Hello You" Wine Glass
Not only does this Schitt's Creek "Well Hello You" Wine Glass ($11) quote Moira Rose — it's also referencing exactly what I say when I see my favorite bottle of wine in the fridge.
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Schitt's Creek "I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People" Wine Glass
I'm just so grateful to live in a world where this Schitt's Creek "I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People" Wine Glass ($15) exists.
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Schitt's Creek "Simply the Best" Wine Glass
This Schitt's Creek "Simply the Best" Wine Glass ($12) is better than all the rest.
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Schitt's Creek "Love That Journey For You" Wine Glass
Warning: sipping vino from this Schitt's Creek "Love That Journey For You" Wine Glass ($16-$19) may cause you to start booping people's noses like Alexis Rose.
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Schitt's Creek "Fold in the Cheese" Wine Glass
If you're making enchiladas, you absolutely must have this Schitt's Creek "Fold in the Cheese" Wine Glass ($12) on hand.
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Schitt's Creek "Ooh, Burn David" Wine Glass
This Schitt's Creek "Ooh, Burn David" Wine Glass ($11) comes with the prettiest rose-gold glitter lettering.
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Schitt's Creek "You're My Bèbè" Wine Glass
It's impossible to look at this Schitt's Creek "You're My Bebe" Wine Glass ($12) without imagining Moira Rose's peculiar accent.
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