If Oiling This Athlete's Body Was an Olympic Sport, We'd Win Gold Every Time

Last weekend, the world was united — not by the opening ceremony at the Rio Olympics, but by the shirtless Tonga flag bearer. Holy HOTTIE. Thirty-two-year-old Pita Taufatofua is a Tongan taekwondo competitor from Australia, and we just became his No. 1 fans. See all the sexy shots of him waving a flag while simultaneously showing off his oiled up abs (true talent, amiright?) as we book our one-way flights to Tonga.