James Bond's Guide to Pickup Lines

"Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games?"

Honey Ryder: "Are you looking for shells too?"

James Bond: "No, I'm just looking."

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"

James Bond: "You should say yes."

Tatiana Romanova: "I think my mouth is too big."

James Bond: "It's just the right size . . . for me, that is."

Pussy Galore: "My name is Pussy Galore."

James Bond: "I must be dreaming."

"You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!"

James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner."

Jill Masterson: "Where?"

James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?"

James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle."

Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got."

James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

"Oh, the things I do for England."

Helga Brandt: "I've got you now."

James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."

Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."

James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."

James Bond: "But of course you are."

"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."

James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."

Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"

James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"

James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."

Solitaire: "James, what are you doing?"

James Bond: "Just testing an old adage: 'Unlucky at cards . . . '"

Solitaire: "Is there time before we leave for lesson number three?"

James Bond: "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked."

James Bond: "I approve."

Goodnight: "You do?"

James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

Saida: "Ah! I've lost my charm!"

James Bond: "Not from where I'm standing."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."

James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"

Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."

James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"

Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."

James Bond: "That's the part I like."

"When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."

James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

"Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company."

James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?"

Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life."

James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!"

"Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."

"May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally."

James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."

Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."

James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

"You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?"

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."

James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander."

James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex."

Wai-Lin: "They're looking for us, James."

James Bond: "Let's stay under cover."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."

Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"

James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are."

Jinx: "I am so good."

James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

Vesper Lynd: "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known."

James Bond: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger . . . "

Vesper Lynd: "I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn."

James Bond: "If you had just been born, wouldn't you be naked?"

James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper."

Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"

James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"

James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."

Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."

James Bond: "I hope so."

Silva: "There's a first time for everything — eh, Mr. Bond?"

James Bond: "What makes you think it's my first time?"

James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta."

Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."

Eve: "That was hardly my best shot."

James Bond: "I'm not sure I could survive your best."

Eve: "I doubt you'll get the chance."

Madeleine Swann: "You shouldn't stare."

James Bond: "Well, you shouldn't look like that. "

Lucia Sciarra: "If you don't leave now, we'll die together."

James Bond: "I can think of worse ways to go."